10 ways to break your girl's heart before your 16th monthsary

10. Forget that it's just three days away.

9. Argue with her.

8. Make her VERY angry and hurt.

7. Tell her you can't love her more.

6. Make her feel unloved.

5. Do everything you know she hates the most.

4-2. Tell her you'll meet her on Monday. Apologize because you can't make it on Monday and promise her you'll see her on Tuesday. On Tuesday, tell her that you will try and if you can't, you'll make it all up to her on Wednesday. Assume that she'll believe you and be mad if she doesn't.

1. Break your long-time promise, her heart, and her trust.

Congratulations! You've just broke your girl's heart BIGTIME. You can now go back to being a self-centered jerk.